DEATH

This is no longer Jezebel who is writing this. It is her servant. I am writing to record Jezebel's death. Today we received note that she was killed. She was pushed out of a window. This was Jehu's doing, but many other men were involved too. When they left her remains dogs cam by and ate her. She was not buried. I'm not going to miss her, for I am a true follower of God and stay true to him.

-SERVANT OF GOD

Jehu Killer of My Sons

Today i am filled with grief. Jehu a commander in the army of Jehoram killed 70 of my sons. It is very hard to take. He killed them because God the Israelites Lord told him to. Jehu cut off their heads and sent them down to Jezreel in baskets. I hope that whoever finds their heads has the feeling to bury them in a cemetery. I am very hurt and don't feel like writing about it anymore. One day I will find Jehu and kill him with my bare hands.

-JEZEBEL

First Day

As you know my husband Ahab was killed yesterday. So that makes today my first day without a husband. It was kind of awkward, all these people asking me and only me what to do and stuff. everybody seamed to be happy or actually not happy just not as mournful as I thought they would be. I've gotten allot of hate letters lately. I guess it's because these people couldn't keep it in anymore. There was a bi riot outside of the kingdom doors this morning. People with stones and other hing ready to chunk them at e an wanting me to die too. Oh well, it doesn't other me as much it would have hurt Ahab though. On to life alone.

-JEZEBEL 

Ahab Vs. Macaiah

So here's the thing. There was no war for three years between Aram and my kingdom, Israel. But in the third year, Jehosaphat king of Judah went down to see Ahab. Ahab said to his officials " Don't you know that Ramoth Gilead belongs to us and we're still not doing anything to retake it?". He asked hi to go with him to Ramoth Gilead, he said yes. So Ahab brought together about 400 men. and then said that they were going to war against Ramoth Gilead to take it back. The prophets said to Ahab that he should go. Little did he know that he was being set up by God. Ahab was killed. When I received word of this I didn't know what was going to happen I wasn't devastated just disappointed. So they brought him back Samaria and washed him where the prostitutes bathed. An dogs licked up his blood just as the prophet had predicted.

-JEZEBEL

Ahab At Ben-Hadad

Today a prophet came to see Ahab. he said that God Asked if he saw a vast army. He said something else about giving it into his hand and all  this dumb nonsense. Ahab asked a few questions on who would start the battle and things like that. Ahab summoned the young officers of the provincial commanders, which were 232 men. Then he got the rest of the Israelites, which was 7,000 total. They set out when the Ben-Hadad men were in their tents getting drunk. The young men went in first. The men on the other side knew that men from Samaria were coming. Ben-Hadad escaped with some of his men on his horse when he realized that they were there. We won and that was the end of that.  

-JEZEBEL

I Always Get What I Want

Today I walked into my bedroom and found Ahab, my husband lying on the bed. I asked him if he wanted something to eat and he denied the question. I asked him why he was so solemn. He replied that there was a man who owned  vineyard next to the palace. He had refused to give Ahab the vineyard for the price of a better one or as much money as he wanted. I was so sick of his wimpy attitude when he was the King of Israel. "Get up and eat!" I said "I'll get the vineyard if you want it!". So I wrote letters to the elders and nobles that lived where Naboth lived. Telling them to sit at a table and accuse him cursed by God and the king. Then they fasted after that the nobles took him outside and stoned him to death. Then Ahab, my whining husband went to go and claim the land for himself. When Elijah heard of this he went up to Ahab and told him that dogs would lick up his blood as they did with Naboth's.

-JEZEBEL

Elijah Is Such A Chicken

As you know, Elijah killed all of the prophets of Baal. when Ahab told this to me, I sent a message to him. It said that if he didn't run that i would kill him. So what do you expect, he ran for his life. I heard that he went through the desert and found a small tree and asked his god to let him die. Some figure appeared and fed him. He then spent the night in a cave on Mount Carmel. I never did catch up with him. Next time I'll get him when he least expects it. 

-JEZEBEL

I Met Elijah Today

There was a severe famine in Samaria, my husband Ahab had asked for Obadiah, he is in charge of the palace in Samaria. He believed in God. I was off doing my own thing. You know killing off the Lords prophets and such. Anyway back to the story. Obadiah had taken a hundred prophets of God and hid them in a cave, two of them to be exact. Fifty in each, they had supplies with the of food and water. Ahab told Obadiah to go through the land to all the springs and valleys. So the prophets split up. Ahab going one way and Obadiah the other. Obadiah saw Elijah and ran to him. He asked him a bunch of questions o how he was doing wrong and if he was going to die, and that doesn't really matter. Anyway he was worried that if he didn't tell Ahab where Elijah was that he would be killed which is probably true. So he went and met with Ahab. he told him that he had seen Elijah and Ahab went up to meet him. And when Elijah saw Ahab he asked, " Is that you, you troubler of Israel?" I don't know what that's supposed to mean. But I do know that my way is the right way to go not that weird God way. 

-JEZEBEL

Baal worship is The Way

So today I was worshiping my god, Baal when Ahab my husband came into the altar. He asked me what I was doing so I told him that I was worshiping Baal. Then he asked me a million questions on who this Baal guy was. So I taught him. Everything there was to know about Baal. The next thing that I know he's going around setting up temples to worship Baal. He even set up an Asherah pole and provoked God to the max. I was so proud to be his influence. 

-JEZEBEL

My New Home

Today was the day that I moved into my new home. That new home was the palace and kingdom of Israel. You see, my father; Ethbaal wanted to become form an alliance with the King of Israel, Ahab. He decided to give me, his daughter away to Ahab in order to make that so called special alliance. I was upset at first, but then once I met my husband to be I realized that this Ahab guy is a total push over. I can't wait till the real ruling starts. I'm going to have a good time pushing him around and getting my way. I know it is bad deep, deep, in my black heart, but who cares? I know I don't and surely no one else will.

-JEZEBEL