Me, my husband Ahab, and Elijah the dumb prophet

Me, my husband Ahab, and Elijah the dumb prophet

Vicious Dogs That Ate Me!!

Vicious Dogs That Ate Me!!

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My name is Jezebel (a.k.a the demon woman). My husbands name is Ahab. He is the king of Israel and I like to boss him around alot. my fathers name is Ethbaal, he gave me to Ahab for a political reason, to make alliances with the other nation. I worship the god of storm Baal.I kill men who don't get me what I want or if they upset me in any way, for example those stupid prophets who think that they know the future.

I Met Elijah Today

There was a severe famine in Samaria, my husband Ahab had asked for Obadiah, he is in charge of the palace in Samaria. He believed in God. I was off doing my own thing. You know killing off the Lords prophets and such. Anyway back to the story. Obadiah had taken a hundred prophets of God and hid them in a cave, two of them to be exact. Fifty in each, they had supplies with the of food and water. Ahab told Obadiah to go through the land to all the springs and valleys. So the prophets split up. Ahab going one way and Obadiah the other. Obadiah saw Elijah and ran to him. He asked him a bunch of questions o how he was doing wrong and if he was going to die, and that doesn't really matter. Anyway he was worried that if he didn't tell Ahab where Elijah was that he would be killed which is probably true. So he went and met with Ahab. he told him that he had seen Elijah and Ahab went up to meet him. And when Elijah saw Ahab he asked, " Is that you, you troubler of Israel?" I don't know what that's supposed to mean. But I do know that my way is the right way to go not that weird God way. 
-JEZEBEL

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