Me, my husband Ahab, and Elijah the dumb prophet

Me, my husband Ahab, and Elijah the dumb prophet

Vicious Dogs That Ate Me!!

Vicious Dogs That Ate Me!!

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My name is Jezebel (a.k.a the demon woman). My husbands name is Ahab. He is the king of Israel and I like to boss him around alot. my fathers name is Ethbaal, he gave me to Ahab for a political reason, to make alliances with the other nation. I worship the god of storm Baal.I kill men who don't get me what I want or if they upset me in any way, for example those stupid prophets who think that they know the future.

Elijah Is Such A Chicken


As you know, Elijah killed all of the prophets of Baal. when Ahab told this to me, I sent a message to him. It said that if he didn't run that i would kill him. So what do you expect, he ran for his life. I heard that he went through the desert and found a small tree and asked his god to let him die. Some figure appeared and fed him. He then spent the night in a cave on Mount Carmel. I never did catch up with him. Next time I'll get him when he least expects it. 
-JEZEBEL

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